And clearly you both needed some more sunscreen. Let that molting skin be a reminder that we didn't come to the Pearl Jam concert to see this.
I mean, you couldn't go to the beach looking like a total embarrassment, could you?
Although now I'm really starting to wish that I had.
Or is two-tone flesh the new hotness for this season?
It was only a matter of time. You can only bikini for so hard for so long before the fuzz comes by and ruins all of your fun.
If you got it, flaunt it?
Lose the bald spot and we'll talk. Maybe.
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