And now you have a nice and easy way to determine what you're going to paint your bedroom walls. Just get the chancellor to pay your house a visit and have her stand strategically. Presto!

Just looking at this is making me want to love and tolerate people. I should probably leave now.

I mean, that's a pretty iron grip you got there, buddy.

WEARING NOVELTY HELMETS IS A "SOMETIMES" HOBBY.

You don't want to know where the Eye of Sauron is. Or maybe you do. But that's not until the third date.

Further commentary on this shirt has been withheld for fear of getting scooped up by a Spinning Pile Driver.