best of week

UGH I CAN FEEL IT CRAWLING AND I'M JUST LOOKING AT A COMPUTER MONITOR WHAT IS GOING ON.

Colonial Medical Assisted Devices would have you believe that their deodorizing pads will help you with your gas leaks. All we know is that it'll definitely look like you have some extra junk in your behind - if you know what we're getting at.

Somehow I don't think this is the interpretation Sanrio was going for.

Alright, we'll let the typo slide for the idea of vajayjay nightmares (known by sheepish male internet trolls as "Regular Nightmares").

Well ~~hey there~~ bro.

And by that I of course mean Skittles. Think of how many Skittles you could cram into that thing!