Let's Scan You Over Quickly... Good... Good... Good... AW CRAP DUDE NO

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Let's Scan You Over Quickly... Good... Good... Good... AW CRAP DUDE NO
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JEEZUS DUDE WHY WOULD YOU? You were SO close to being awesome until you were like "durr hurr I'm going to pamper my feet with ugly overpriced boots today."

Here, Have A Beeeeee-r

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Here, Have A Beeeeee-r
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You really should be drinking Honeymoon if anything.

So Many Yellow Men

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So Many Yellow Men
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The stripes on the sleeve make him go WAY faster.