I've seen neckbeards before, but this is the first I've seen that looks like its owner actually wants it to be there. It's somewhat trimmed and its borders are well-defined, it's just sitting several inches lower than it should.
C'mon. He totally looks like Pete Wentz. Admit it.
The top "manly" line is already pretty far down from the face. They should turn this into a turtleneck and label the top line "neckbeardly."
There's no going back, you deserve it. It's purrrrfect for you.
Okay, so I understand the cat/panther/feline on the back of his head, but what's the design on his cheek supposed to be? Flames? Puffy Batman-smoke? A swan fighting a pterodactyl?
Seriously. It makes your hair stick out, and every time the cat tries to sit on your lap it gets electrocuted by static from the nipple ring.
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