Man, Stop Rubbing Balloons All Over Yourself

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Man, Stop Rubbing Balloons All Over Yourself
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Seriously. It makes your hair stick out, and every time the cat tries to sit on your lap it gets electrocuted by static from the nipple ring.

Dressed to Win: I'd Give You My Axe, But You've Probably Never

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Dressed to Win: I'd Give You My Axe, But You've Probably Never
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The forge where it's from is pretty underground. Hell, I was BORN underground.

Hipster or Hobo?

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Hipster or Hobo?
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So that's where they got their sense of not caring about how they look!