I Didn't Know Pete Wentz Joined ZZ Top

Favorite
I Didn't Know Pete Wentz Joined ZZ Top
Tags
By Unknown
- -

C'mon. He totally looks like Pete Wentz. Admit it.

Dressed to WIN: How to Brag About Being Too Lazy to Use a Razor

Favorite
Dressed to WIN: How to Brag About Being Too Lazy to Use a Razor
- -

The top "manly" line is already pretty far down from the face. They should turn this into a turtleneck and label the top line "neckbeardly."

I Don't Care What Your Name Is, From Now On I'm Calling You "Whiskers"

Favorite
I Don't Care What Your Name Is, From Now On I'm Calling You "Whiskers"
- -

There's no going back, you deserve it. It's purrrrfect for you.

Something in the Back of His Mind

Favorite
Something in the Back of His Mind
Tags
By Unknown
- -

Okay, so I understand the cat/panther/feline on the back of his head, but what's the design on his cheek supposed to be? Flames? Puffy Batman-smoke? A swan fighting a pterodactyl?

Man, Stop Rubbing Balloons All Over Yourself

Favorite
Man, Stop Rubbing Balloons All Over Yourself
- -

Seriously. It makes your hair stick out, and every time the cat tries to sit on your lap it gets electrocuted by static from the nipple ring.

Dressed to Win: I'd Give You My Axe, But You've Probably Never

Favorite
Dressed to Win: I'd Give You My Axe, But You've Probably Never
Tags
By Unknown
- -

The forge where it's from is pretty underground. Hell, I was BORN underground.