You Need More Pants To Cover That Up

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It's called a "concealed" weapon for a reason...

Where Does Your Facial Hair Fall?

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Our friends at GraphJam can assist all of your analytic needs!

Dressed to WIN: How to Brag About Being Too Lazy to Use a Razor

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The top "manly" line is already pretty far down from the face. They should turn this into a turtleneck and label the top line "neckbeardly."