Stay warm through Halloween and the rest of the winter with this snuggly beard-and-helmet combo.
Sure, there have been other hats with facial hair, but these are by far the most robust.
It's cute now, but wait until the baby birds arrive, right?
Clearly these are his mugshots that he's taking as a walking advertisement for Gillette Razor Blades.
Such confidence, such poise, such magnificent moobs.
Whether a paper cut is better or worse than cutting yourself while shaving, however, has yet to be determined.
I mean, assuming they're not immediately won over by the pooch, of course.
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