Never startle a Sasquatch, you'll be eaten. Also they get a bit gassing when they're attacking people. This is also not pleasant.

Shout it LOUD! The bearded, pearl-bra wearing, fringe-arm, legging lady is here! Huzzah!

So, this is where Dr. Venture gets all of his sweet Speed Suits. The Fifth Season: a catalog for the modern super-scientist!

If you're throwing a "Ugly Christmas Sweater Party" don't let this guy in. Because he wins. I didn't even know you could count a beard as a sweater accessory until I saw this.

Here's some more reasons to be freaked out by Christmas

Having serious moobs doesn't mean you are poorly dressed (unless you're not wearing a shirt, which would make him poorly UNdressed).