beard

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By Unknown
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Never startle a Sasquatch, you'll be eaten. Also they get a bit gassing when they're attacking people. This is also not pleasant.

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By Unknown
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The top "manly" line is already pretty far down from the face. They should turn this into a turtleneck and label the top line "neckbeardly."

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Via: TDW
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Ironic mustache necklaces? Please, that's so 2010. Our ironic facial hair necklaces make reference to popular film and book franchises now, thankyouverymuch.

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By Unknown
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Clearly these are his mugshots that he's taking as a walking advertisement for Gillette Razor Blades.

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