Sleeping With the Fishes

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beard,sleeping,goldfish crackers
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Epic Yarn Beard

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beard,poorly dressed,yarn,braid
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Don't Even Try and Hate On All This

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beard,bikini,cross dressing,manly,pool
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Such confidence, such poise, such magnificent moobs.

Rainbow Beard

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beard,facial hair,full-time crazy,multi-colored hair
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Man, Stop Rubbing Balloons All Over Yourself

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beard,hair,nipple piercing,tattoos,topless
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Seriously. It makes your hair stick out, and every time the cat tries to sit on your lap it gets electrocuted by static from the nipple ring.

The Best Way to Keep a Baby's Face Warm

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baby,beard,poorly dressed,parenting,beard hat,g rated
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Marching Into My Nightmares

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beard,Bling,hat,marching band,parade
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