Watch Out, Your Beard Slipped Off Your Chin

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beard,facial hair,neckbeard
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I've seen neckbeards before, but this is the first I've seen that looks like its owner actually wants it to be there. It's somewhat trimmed and its borders are well-defined, it's just sitting several inches lower than it should.

I Didn't Know Pete Wentz Joined ZZ Top

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beard,hat,piercings,punk
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By Unknown
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C'mon. He totally looks like Pete Wentz. Admit it.

Dressed to WIN: How to Brag About Being Too Lazy to Use a Razor

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beard,facial hair,Hall of Fame,manly,measurement,ruler
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The top "manly" line is already pretty far down from the face. They should turn this into a turtleneck and label the top line "neckbeardly."

I Don't Care What Your Name Is, From Now On I'm Calling You "Whiskers"

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beard,cat,Hall of Fame,kitteh,kitten
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There's no going back, you deserve it. It's purrrrfect for you.