Something in the Back of His Mind

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Okay, so I understand the cat/panther/feline on the back of his head, but what's the design on his cheek supposed to be? Flames? Puffy Batman-smoke? A swan fighting a pterodactyl?

I Guess He's Going For a ZZ Top Vibe?

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On Blue Tooth With His Balls

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Hipster or Hobo?

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So that's where they got their sense of not caring about how they look!

Expect Diaper Coal In His Stocking Every Morning

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Bluebeard is Real!

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Now Anyone Shorter Than Him Will Join His Army

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Stare deeply into the beard. You are getting sleepy...