Bikinis Need Pockets

Favorite
beach,bikini,poorly dressed,swimsuit,wallet
- -

I See You Brought a Friend to the Beach?

Favorite
babes,BAMF,beach,bikini,gun,machine gun,swimsuit
- -

Papa always said "never insult the fashion decisions of a lady with a firearm," and though there's no magazine in that machine gun I'm not going to take any chances.

Who Wears it Better?

Favorite
beach,bikini,old guy,old lady,undies,wtf
- -

Ok people, place your bets...is that a dude-like lady, or a lady-like dude?

Not How I Remembered "Splash" Ending

Favorite
beach,beached,mermaid,swimsuit
- -

We will remember you fondly, noble mermaid, but our kind were never meant to interact. Farewell!

Not Exactly Beach Footwear

Favorite
beach,high heels,poorly dressed,g rated
- -

Catching Some Rays

Favorite
sun bathing,beach,ice
- -

Girlfriend Mummification

Favorite
ginger,mummy,beach,protection,poorly dressed,g rated
- -