The Diamondfront Beachsnake

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The Diamondfront Beachsnake
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I don't know what is more horrifying, the suit or the tan lines.

A Perfect Place to Pick Up Chicks

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A Perfect Place to Pick Up Chicks
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Let's start a medieval-themed parade and head down to the BEACH! YYEEAAAHHH! It makes perfect sense!

Are You Coming On to Me?

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Are You Coming On to Me?
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Woman, as if your neon eye-strangling spandex wasn't enough, you have to go ahead and make me uncomfortable with that watermelon on top of it.

Y'All Just Be Trollin'

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Y'All Just Be Trollin'
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I know what y'all is about. I don't listen to none of y'all. Haytas gunna hayte.

Buttfloss

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Buttfloss
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Somebody please deliver some eye bleach to my desk. STAT.