Coppertone for Men

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beach,coppertone,pigtails,tan
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Because savage gorilla beasts have tested more strongly among male focus groups than puppies.

The Diamondfront Beachsnake

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beach,green,swimsuit,tan lines
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I don't know what is more horrifying, the suit or the tan lines.

A Perfect Place to Pick Up Chicks

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beach,cloaks,drums,medieval,parade
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Let's start a medieval-themed parade and head down to the BEACH! YYEEAAAHHH! It makes perfect sense!

Are You Coming On to Me?

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beach,spandex,watermelon
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Woman, as if your neon eye-strangling spandex wasn't enough, you have to go ahead and make me uncomfortable with that watermelon on top of it.