We're Just Lucky We Can't See the Front

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beach,bikini,butt,no thanks,oh god why
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Ugh, it's like seeing a sack of groceries in swim wear.

It Might Look Flashy, But it Offers Terrible Support

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beach,bra,chest hair,hair
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It's Never Too Hot for a Zebra

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beach,body suit,weird,zebra
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This can't be their natural habitat, however. I blame global warming for this kind of species migration. Or something. I'm not a zoo-lololgist.

Gotta Look Good For Summer Beach-Times!

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beach,bewbs,bikini,cross dressing
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I mean, you couldn't go to the beach looking like a total embarrassment, could you?

Maybe I Won't Ask for Her Digits...

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beach,bikini,gun,outline,tan
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A Perfect Place to Pick Up Chicks

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beach,cloaks,drums,medieval,parade
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Let's start a medieval-themed parade and head down to the BEACH! YYEEAAAHHH! It makes perfect sense!

Not Exactly Beach Footwear

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beach,high heels,poorly dressed,g rated
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