Coppertone for Men

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Coppertone for Men
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Because savage gorilla beasts have tested more strongly among male focus groups than puppies.

The Diamondfront Beachsnake

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The Diamondfront Beachsnake
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I don't know what is more horrifying, the suit or the tan lines.

A Perfect Place to Pick Up Chicks

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A Perfect Place to Pick Up Chicks
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Let's start a medieval-themed parade and head down to the BEACH! YYEEAAAHHH! It makes perfect sense!