I Think I'll Just Go Hit on That Rock Over There

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beach,bewbs,bra,lady bits,underwear
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I mean, that rock looks like it has a fantastic personality.

Are You Coming On to Me?

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beach,spandex,watermelon
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Woman, as if your neon eye-strangling spandex wasn't enough, you have to go ahead and make me uncomfortable with that watermelon on top of it.

On Vacation, Anything Goes

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hair,beads,poorly dressed,bald,beach,braid
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The Sperm Always Find Their Way to the Egg Eventually

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beach,shutter shades,sperm,wtf
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The beach, where the seamen are out to play.

Where Did She Go?

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bathing suit,beach,poorly dressed
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Just Taking a Stroll on the Beach...

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beach,giraffes,poorly dressed,g rated
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...in my giraffe suit. No big.

Not How I Remembered "Splash" Ending

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beach,beached,mermaid,swimsuit
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We will remember you fondly, noble mermaid, but our kind were never meant to interact. Farewell!