On the bottom here we have your standard-issue "stocky guy," and up top we have "out of shape dad." I have a feeling you'll be pleased with this hybrid model of beach bod!
Papa always said "never insult the fashion decisions of a lady with a firearm," and though there's no magazine in that machine gun I'm not going to take any chances.
I mean, you couldn't go to the beach looking like a total embarrassment, could you?
What that game is, we may never know.
It was only a matter of time. You can only bikini for so hard for so long before the fuzz comes by and ruins all of your fun.
I mean, that rock looks like it has a fantastic personality.
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