The Diamondfront Beachsnake

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I don't know what is more horrifying, the suit or the tan lines.

The Best Way to Protect Your Feet From Arrows

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Coppertone for Men

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Because savage gorilla beasts have tested more strongly among male focus groups than puppies.

Does Beyonce Look Different to You?

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By Unknown
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So, It's Just a Nude Beach, Right?

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I mean, that's basically what's being accomplished here anyway, right? Totally cool, but let's call it like it is.

Forgetting a Different Kind of Leg Day

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Spotted at your local beach

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