beach

beach,farmers tan,poorly dressed,summer,sunburn,tan
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Don't worry, in a few scant hours you'll be molting away like all the other pale kids.

arrest,babes,beach,bikini,police
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It was only a matter of time. You can only bikini for so hard for so long before the fuzz comes by and ruins all of your fun.

beach,fat,gut,oh god why,speedo
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On the bottom here we have your standard-issue "stocky guy," and up top we have "out of shape dad." I have a feeling you'll be pleased with this hybrid model of beach bod!

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