The Best Way to Protect Your Feet From Arrows

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Maybe I Won't Ask for Her Digits...

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Safety First!

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I mean, they're on their way to the beach, so this was the easiest way to bring that bucket anyway.

So, It's Just a Nude Beach, Right?

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I mean, that's basically what's being accomplished here anyway, right? Totally cool, but let's call it like it is.

Just Taking a Stroll on the Beach...

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...in my giraffe suit. No big.

The Fashion Police Finally Cracks Down

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It was only a matter of time. You can only bikini for so hard for so long before the fuzz comes by and ruins all of your fun.

Not Exactly Beach Footwear

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