I mean, that's basically what's being accomplished here anyway, right? Totally cool, but let's call it like it is.
We will remember you fondly, noble mermaid, but our kind were never meant to interact. Farewell!
We never asked for it to end this way. Alas...
Don't worry, in a few scant hours you'll be molting away like all the other pale kids.
On the bottom here we have your standard-issue "stocky guy," and up top we have "out of shape dad." I have a feeling you'll be pleased with this hybrid model of beach bod!
Papa always said "never insult the fashion decisions of a lady with a firearm," and though there's no magazine in that machine gun I'm not going to take any chances.
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