Not Exactly Beach Footwear

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beach,high heels,poorly dressed,g rated
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That Will Make an Interesting Tan Line

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necklaces,poorly dressed,cross,tan lines,beach,huge
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Rawr!

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beach,poorly dressed,tiger,skintight
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Two Body Types For the Price of One Picture!

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beach,fat,gut,oh god why,speedo
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On the bottom here we have your standard-issue "stocky guy," and up top we have "out of shape dad." I have a feeling you'll be pleased with this hybrid model of beach bod!

Where Did She Go?

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bathing suit,beach,poorly dressed
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Catching Some Rays

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sun bathing,beach,ice
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Hey, Blank CDs Are Cheaper Than Swimwear

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beach,bikini,CD,swimsuit,two piece,wtf
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