We will remember you fondly, noble mermaid, but our kind were never meant to interact. Farewell!
We never asked for it to end this way. Alas...
Don't worry, in a few scant hours you'll be molting away like all the other pale kids.
On the bottom here we have your standard-issue "stocky guy," and up top we have "out of shape dad." I have a feeling you'll be pleased with this hybrid model of beach bod!
Papa always said "never insult the fashion decisions of a lady with a firearm," and though there's no magazine in that machine gun I'm not going to take any chances.
I mean, you couldn't go to the beach looking like a total embarrassment, could you?
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