It's Never Too Hot for a Zebra

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It's Never Too Hot for a Zebra
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This can't be their natural habitat, however. I blame global warming for this kind of species migration. Or something. I'm not a zoo-lololgist.

We're Just Lucky We Can't See the Front

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We're Just Lucky We Can't See the Front
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Ugh, it's like seeing a sack of groceries in swim wear.

There's a Party in Your Shorts, Eh?

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There's a Party in Your Shorts, Eh?
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More importantly: Why is that Lil' Rascal staring pensively at the waves?

So, It's Just a Nude Beach, Right?

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So, It's Just a Nude Beach, Right?
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I mean, that's basically what's being accomplished here anyway, right? Totally cool, but let's call it like it is.

Not How I Remembered "Splash" Ending

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Not How I Remembered "Splash" Ending
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We will remember you fondly, noble mermaid, but our kind were never meant to interact. Farewell!

The First Day of Summer is the Worst

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The First Day of Summer is the Worst
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Don't worry, in a few scant hours you'll be molting away like all the other pale kids.