The Fashion Police Finally Cracks Down

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It was only a matter of time. You can only bikini for so hard for so long before the fuzz comes by and ruins all of your fun.

Two Body Types For the Price of One Picture!

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On the bottom here we have your standard-issue "stocky guy," and up top we have "out of shape dad." I have a feeling you'll be pleased with this hybrid model of beach bod!

Who Wears it Better?

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Ok people, place your bets...is that a dude-like lady, or a lady-like dude?

Coppertone for Men

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Because savage gorilla beasts have tested more strongly among male focus groups than puppies.