The First Day of Summer is the Worst

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Don't worry, in a few scant hours you'll be molting away like all the other pale kids.

Just A Unicorn Walking His Dog

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By Viperie
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I was at the beach and ran into a unicorn walking his dog, a very nice unicorn indeed.

So, It's Just a Nude Beach, Right?

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I mean, that's basically what's being accomplished here anyway, right? Totally cool, but let's call it like it is.

The Fashion Police Finally Cracks Down

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It was only a matter of time. You can only bikini for so hard for so long before the fuzz comes by and ruins all of your fun.