Well ~~hey there~~ bro.

This can't be their natural habitat, however. I blame global warming for this kind of species migration. Or something. I'm not a zoo-lololgist.

Ugh, it's like seeing a sack of groceries in swim wear.

More importantly: Why is that Lil' Rascal staring pensively at the waves?

I mean, that's basically what's being accomplished here anyway, right? Totally cool, but let's call it like it is.

We will remember you fondly, noble mermaid, but our kind were never meant to interact. Farewell!

We never asked for it to end this way. Alas...