The Internet, Now in Tux Form

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tuxedo,puzzle,poorly dressed,bacon
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Mmm... Scarf

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Welcome to high society, with this elegant and classy bacon scarf!

What More Could You Possibly Want on a Hat?

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Every Man's Dream

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Men Don't Stand a Chance

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These Shoes Are Part of a Complete and Balanced Breakfast

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I'm Never Saying I Love Bacon Again

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No matter how conservative you may be you'd still probably ask her to take this off.