This kid makes his own armor, wears it to school, and refuses to take it off when asked. +4 to Bad Assery.
"Fair young Barbarian, take with you this Shield of the Bacon, the Carapace of the PBR, and the Blade of the Yeungling! With these, you shall smite the weaker, less WINning of your mortal counterparts and take with you the fullness of glory and honor to Valhalla! GO, GO AND BE VICTORIOUS!"