This Actually Makes Me Less Patriotic

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American Flag,bad shirt,bikini,geriatric
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You'd never see something this unappealing in glorious Mother Russia.

Nope There's Nothing About This I Like

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American Flag,beard,juggalo,sandals,shorts,tattos
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Having serious moobs doesn't mean you are poorly dressed (unless you're not wearing a shirt, which would make him poorly UNdressed).

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