These Shoes Were Made For 'Merica

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Unfortunately, they were not made for flat feet. Sorry to all of our arch-less patriots out there!

That Noblest of American Creatures, The Dolphin

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Fun fact: This noble sea creature was going to be our National Animal until SOMEBODY decided that both the Freshwater Dolphin and the Wild American Turkey were inferior to the mighty Bald Eagle. Lame.

Summer's here! Sit back, relax, and enjoy A Cheezburger Summer!

Run Wild and Free, Just Like a Shirt

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You know, metaphors and stuff.

Land of the Free, Home of the Least Fashionable

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American Spirit

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Miss Universe's Costume Category Has One That's Not Like the Others

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Sundresses Are The New "Highly Visible Orange"

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Put a keg of beer between these two fine ladies and you might have yourself the most American picture to ever grace the internet.