Ease Off the Zoom Lens

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Ease Off the Zoom Lens
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The three-wolf shirt says "Hey, I'm a casual and fun-loving, if ironic, guy." This shirt just says. "WOLVES. INTENSITY. WOOOOOOOLVES."

I'll Take the Flight That's Headed in the Opposite Direction as That Person

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I'll Take the Flight That's Headed in the Opposite Direction as That Person
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Okay, fine, I guess if you REALLY want to you can wear clothing that is ostensibly intended for whatever age group you want. But could we at least meet halfway and wear long skirts? What happens when you bend over to tie your shoe? No one wants to see that!

Sometimes We All Forget Our Pants in the Morning

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Sometimes We All Forget Our Pants in the Morning
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This is the second day in a row that flyers of U.S. Airways has shown up here. They must be seriously considering offering complimentary full-body smocks and snuggies to poorly dressed passengers as they board the plane.