Might Want Another Seat Belt, For Your Pants

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Additional space is available in the overhead compartment. You seemed to have left a shirt that fits you in there.

Do They Just Let ANYONE on a Plane Nowadays?

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What the hell are you doing, sir?  Put some actual pants on not your daughter's tights!