The Anti-Seducer

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Wait, so you don't want to show off your cleavage, but you DO want to avoid wearing something "bulky" so that you can better show off your stomach, hips, etc? That makes sense.

Do Not Shop for That!

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... and if you do, keep on your head until you suffocate.

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