Any idea which aisle has the eye drops? Cotton swabs? SOMETHING to clean out my brain?
"But, what if I wear them ironically?"
And by work I mean strip club. And by strip club I mean the unmarked dumpster behind the Jiffy Lube.
I can only hope the runway is durable and well-enforced.
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