This Can Only End Well

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This Can Only End Well
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I can only hope the runway is durable and well-enforced.

We're Going to Need More Than "Oral Care"

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We're Going to Need More Than "Oral Care"
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Any idea which aisle has the eye drops? Cotton swabs? SOMETHING to clean out my brain?

Give Her a Break, She Just Came From Work

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Give Her a Break, She Just Came From Work
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And by work I mean strip club. And by strip club I mean the unmarked dumpster behind the Jiffy Lube.