My Future Gift For All Future Nieces

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My Future Gift For All Future Nieces
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Hooters: The service industry job that says, "Reach for the stars!"

The Saddest Narwhal You've Ever Seen

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The Saddest Narwhal You've Ever Seen
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+2 points for creativity, -4 points for reminding me of narwhals. So close!

The Saddest Lil' Blood Drop

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The Saddest Lil' Blood Drop
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"I used to have blood, before the war..."

"I Thought the Bag Referred to a Kind of Raspberry Preserve"

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"I Thought the Bag Referred to a Kind of Raspberry Preserve"
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"I mean, the name sounded so familiar, but I just couldn't remember where I had heard it."

The Squid Is Slowly Consuming Her

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The Squid Is Slowly Consuming Her
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Japan sure does love its tentacled creatures.