You Need a Cab? Yeah I'm Calling a Cab.

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alcohol,drunk,Party,sloppy
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Please, just don't puke on my shoes on the way out!

Looks A Little Cramped Down There

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bikini,creepy,mustache,Party
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The white shorts underneath that bikini don't help.

A Real Party Animal

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nap,poorly dressed,t shirts,Party,sleeping
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Putting the Wet in Sweat

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dance,Hall of Fame,Party,stain,sweat,vagina
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So, Can We Try the NEXT Dance Club Instead?

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club,mesh,no thanks,Party,spandex
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What did this outfit need more of? Honey mustard, apparently.

Lingerie Parties Are Rarely as Awesome as You Think They Are

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bra,lingerie,Party,see through
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A Thin Veneer of Trashiness

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Party,see through,sheer,trashy
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