And the bracelets are laced with LSD.
Sing it with me now: "I'm on Medicare and I know it!"
It's important to have stripes that highlight all the right areas, like the side of your thighs.
After having fallen on hard times and having developed a drinking problem, the Teletubbies turned to shirtless dancing to make ends meet.
Soon, he too shall become orange.
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