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What? Are you saying that I may have false conceptions of an era I had zero participation in outside of other nostalgia-ridden perspectives from suspect sources? That's CRAZY TALK.

I mean, they both did an admirable job with this outfit, to be fair. It's a close call!

This further corroborates my theory that men in the '80s took after the habits of the peacock. It's the only way to explain the plumage.

You'll never be this RAD.