I Was Drop-Kicked So Far Away

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I Was Drop-Kicked So Far Away
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Old Stevie here definitely needs crazier hair to hang with the Flock of Seagulls crew. Luckily, he's just as crazy as the rest of the celebs!

The Mullet of the Gods

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The Mullet of the Gods
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Heavenly in the front, divine in the back.

False, the Entire Decade Was Neon

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False, the Entire Decade Was Neon
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What? Are you saying that I may have false conceptions of an era I had zero participation in outside of other nostalgia-ridden perspectives from suspect sources? That's CRAZY TALK.

Who Pulled It Off Better?

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Who Pulled It Off Better?
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I mean, they both did an admirable job with this outfit, to be fair. It's a close call!

So Basically, Anybody Could Get Laid in the '80s

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So Basically, Anybody Could Get Laid in the '80s
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This further corroborates my theory that men in the '80s took after the habits of the peacock. It's the only way to explain the plumage.