"No new taxes MY BUTT," stomp "Operation Desert JERK," stomp "Dare to say no to THIS," stomp.
Well, either that or they all go to the WASP show together. Either way.
Just when you thought things couldn't get any better: Zebra-striped blazer. Shine on, you beautiful beast of the past.
Come to think of it, that shirt would look great for casual Fridays at the office...
It will also double nicely as a hood for that order of '80s-worshiping monks you've been meaning to start!
Otherwise I'd be deep in a nostalgia-coma right about now.
Old Stevie here definitely needs crazier hair to hang with the Flock of Seagulls crew. Luckily, he's just as crazy as the rest of the celebs!
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