I'm So Excited for This Date
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Stan Lee probably sees this stuff so often, he's developed a tolerance for it like Ernest Hemingway developed a tolerance for alcohol. There are too many people who think "Great, I'm about to meet my hero, I'll just throw on a costume when I meet him instead of treating him like a normal person."

Running Really Fast Gets Tiring Pretty Quickly
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As The Flash approaches middle age, he can only run about 50 feet before he needs to take a break and spend some time relaxing on the couch in front of sped-up NASCAR races.

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Her favorite things are bacon and America.

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It's less of a beard than a Neo-Tonsure. Good stuff, dude.