So, his hair is made of stuffing, right?

I haven't seen a more ironic belt in my entire life.

Alright, fine, you have our attention, what is it that you want Mr. Wigs-n-Jugs?

I mean, they both did an admirable job with this outfit, to be fair. It's a close call!

Lucky for you, we're going right past the mental hospital.

If you got it, flaunt it?

We won't judge if you want to do your Hulk impression in a tiny shirt. Go for it!