Finding her current environment inhospitable, the lonely fashion model searches for another poly-urethane shell to sleep in.

In the world of tech startups, it's not about having a Power Suit or a Power Tie or even Power Hair. It's all about the Power Hoodie.

I mean, how are you supposed to enjoy low low prices while also showing off your gyaru? It's just impossible.

Just remember, every time you think to yourself "Man, the '90s were SO MUCH BETTER than times today," one of these little punks puts another quarter in the Billy Ray Cyrus jukebox and continues the cycle of misery. Remember that.

Drake knows where you are, and he's watching. Always. Watching.

And who said dads couldn't rock the Justin Bieber haircut?

Welcome to Poorly Dressed, where everything's made up and the points don't matter!