Hyper color stripes have never been known for their slimming properties.

Or maybe this is one of those hats that keeps all of the signals from getting TO you brain instead. I have a hard time telling them apart.

Have you ever attempted to make a design that was so patriotic that it just came off as satirical instead? Happens to me every time.

Cue "That's the Way it Is"

I mean, assuming they're not immediately won over by the pooch, of course.

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