You're too beautiful for this world. Just flap your dancer's wings and fly away, you little bird!

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Nothing to see here, move along people.

I USED THE LEFTOVER FOIL TO PROTECT MR. HOPPITY FROM THE BAD VOICES!

I mean, nobody's getting a raise wearing that thing.

I don't think anybody has the heart to tell them otherwise, unfortunately.

Whe~n the clothes hit your eye like a big pizza pie, that's high fashion!

Insert wicked accordion solo here.

The outfit sort of looks like she just rolled around in trash. Fitting for MTV!