I mean, the least you could do is match the underwear with the bag, sheesh.

No remorse, no regrets, only bonnets and sunflowers.

For full effect, listen to Toto while staring intensely at this picture.

Judging by these outfits, "fashion" wasn't the only thing on parade at this show...

No hate here, no jokes, I'm just mad-jealous of that sideburn-hair thing you've got going on. I'm pretty sure that sort of thing is against my school's dress code.

I mean, you need some sort of lip-decor to match your handbag, right?

You're too beautiful for this world. Just flap your dancer's wings and fly away, you little bird!

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