Dude, I mean, dude. Think of the sweet dunks you'll be able to pull off in these things. Think about it.

I mean, the balance is all off and I think it replaced some of these pants with a trippy oil spill or something.

And there you have it, the picture that guarantees you won't have the seven year itch ever again!

Such confidence, such poise, such magnificent moobs.

Take note, ladies and gentleman. That's the pose and posture of a true champion.

I didn't realize the production line in Bjork's "All is Full of Love" music video made equally-creepy backpacks. Go figure.

By day he is just a mild-mannered bro with a terrible haircut. But when he rips his shirt and reveals his Chest Hair of The Mighty, he becomes SUPERDOUCHE.