Put a keg of beer between these two fine ladies and you might have yourself the most American picture to ever grace the internet.

These aren't the immigrants you're looking for, sir!

Unfortunately, they were not made for flat feet. Sorry to all of our arch-less patriots out there!

I mean, some history buffs will try and trick you into thinking it was more complicated than this, but no seriously dude that was totally it.

Fun fact: This noble sea creature was going to be our National Animal until SOMEBODY decided that both the Freshwater Dolphin and the Wild American Turkey were inferior to the mighty Bald Eagle. Lame.

Summer's here! Sit back, relax, and enjoy A Cheezburger Summer!

You know, metaphors and stuff.