"One Night in Flamenco-Roxy-Paris-Vegas" might not have been the most coherent theme for a dance after all.

We can't all be Man-Faye, but by God this guy wants to carry that torch. Good on you, dude!

Novelty gift? Perhaps. If the novelty is "looking like a total creep in public with my iPad," yes.

I mean, we all know that true Music aficionados would at least get the Sennheisers buzzcut. Alas, this is the generation of music fans we're dealing with today.

Maybe you could try the AM/PM down the street?

Upon further inspection, yes, this is a fashion blunder.

Don't mess. And if he asks, mayonnaise IS an instrument. I'm not going to question him about that one.