As a fringe benefit, your hair can be used as a high-concept bookshelf!

Also doubles as camouflage during your spring jogging sessions!

I mean, they've gotten so good at making fake bricks these days it's almost impossible to tell, really.

This shirt looks just as good after being thrown through the front wind shield, I swear.

So for this Total Recall remake we've got Colin Farrel, Brian Cranston, Kate Beckinsale, and now "Bill." I'm really looking forward to seeing the Rotten Tomatoes score for this one.

What's worse than one Borat-style mankini? Well...

I mean, I can understand wanting to protect yourself with artifacts of your insular hobby and pieces of digital-plastic nostalgia, but sunglasses? Really?