This creepy vest hugs you when you get a "like" on Facebook.
Even worse? It was created by a team of stupid smart people at MIT.
And sparkles in the sunlight.
Plus, the bulge from a wine bottle just doesn't look natural.
Hey man, I see you're busy looking great and all, but I think someone is using your bike as a urinal.
I mean, "Space-Disco" hasn't been an acceptable fashion style for at least 15 years...
Provides protection from everything, except embarrassment.