Mollusks Need Not Apply

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Finding her current environment inhospitable, the lonely fashion model searches for another poly-urethane shell to sleep in.

Scientifically Proven to Be Ugly AND Ineffective

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Claims that these eyesores would "reduce foot injuries and strengthen foot muscles" have been proven false, and now anyone who bought them after March 21, 2009 is eligible for up to a $94 refund. (H/T Deadspin.)