That passport is going right in his mouth. I just know it.
Mom: Hey, aren't you going to play "Leon"?
Me: you mean "Resident Evil 4"?
Mom: Sure, yeah
Me: Mom, I have homework.
Mom: That's too bad! Here! (Hands me controller) I wanna see what happens
Me: But mom I -
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Mom: Can I have some ice cream?
Mom: I'll give you sex.
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