Me: so my friends and I decided that for senior ditch day we wanted to go visit a couple museums. Step-mom:Museums? Why can't you be a normal teenager and go get drunk or smoke pot? Me: What?! no! Dad! Are you hearing this? I want to do something intellectual! Dad: *shaking his head* Where did I go wrong?
(Christmas morning. I open a present to what I think is a new iphone) Me: You got me an iphone? I can't believe it! Dad: Just open it and see. (I proceed to ope iPhone box) Me: There is a picture of an iphone... But no phone... Dad: Exactly! Me: Why would you go through all of this trouble just to crush my dreams? Dad: Get used to a life of disappointment